Miss B said to me, as I was cooking my dinner, “mi nah unnastan why di people dem a call yuh fat. yuh nuh fat.” *

Thanks, Miss B.

“Fi dem see whe yuh eat, dem know yuh kyaan fat”

(My meals consist of vegetables, sometimes nuts and tofu, with eggs in the morning.)

“So yuh nuh fat, girl, yuh just….thick!”

FACE PALM.

*it should be noted that I’m 5’4″. I HAVE gone from 120 to 133 (which is the weight that anyone who knew me pre-2009 is used to seeing me at). So I’m not fat. Just fatTER.